Lurkers

People who look at your myspace and dont leave comments, messages, pic comments, etc.
Rob:My Profile views just jumped from 14566 to 14589 in ten minutes!!
Fred:God damn lurkers!!
by Merritt July 08, 2006
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Lurkers

People who hang at the skatepark and smoke weed all day instead of skating.
"yo i think we'll be the only ones at the skatepark today"

"nah man theres always the fuckin lurkers"
by suicidalwonton August 19, 2009
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For online slang, it means "SHIT! My Goddamn parents are behind me! SHIT... DON'T CURSE GODDAMNIT!"
AIM (AOL Instant Messenger)
WarDevil3333 : Crap, lurkers are here.
GregVa89 : Oh, ok. Hello Mr. and Mrs. Devil, I love your son. he is so handsome.
by Alex and Greg April 06, 2003
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Lurkers

a "group" of individuals established in 1984 by Erick William and Dean Kaitos to bring down the bloods and cripts but failed in 1987 when ambushed. very few are left in secrecy with a plan of revenge and a way to take back the valley
Very few people now think that the Lurkers even existed...but they still do.
by silent one January 05, 2005
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A lurker is someone that follows the forum but doesn’t post.
by Monk Mojo August 05, 2003
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The Lurker

n. The guy who hangs out by the dumpster in the 7-11 parking lot. He doesn't really ever do anything; he just looks like he's about to. The Lurker has a well groomed molestache and still listens to Snow and Vanilla Ice. Also seen at NASCAR events.
Be careful dude, I saw The Lurker over there last week.
by LukeDuke December 24, 2004
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Person who has less than 5% of the average user's number of interventions in an online community (sometimes even 0 interventions), yet seems to know everything about everyone. He's the one saving all of your Myspace photos in his computer without ever leaving a comment on them. After a week of lurking, he learns the ways of an online community better than very old members of it.

In real life, a lurker is a person who "happens" to overhear the most intimate of conversations and witness some key moments without many people even noticing he's there.
It's the 3925th time (random number) I go on Urban Dictionary, but the first time I post a definition. I guess that makes me a lurker.
by Insert Nickname Here June 21, 2010
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