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When a defendant is facing a significant amount of time behind bars, has the "oh shit!" moment and begins to spend all his/her time in the free world on Google researching cases which have been thrown out of Court. Said cases may or may not have some resemblance to their case. The person will then convince themselves that their case is EXACTLY the same as the researched case and suddenly develop a mental belief that their attorney doesn't know anything about the law and that they know significantly more...really about everything in general. Where law students study for the LSATs, a person who fits this description would study for the LSHITs.
Dirk: "Man, I don't know what's wrong with my stupid attorney, did you know that 1a) DISTRIBUTION: Licensee shall be imposed by the pleasure of the petitioner is the Warrant Certificates.?"
Larry: "Damn dude, what the fuck are you saying? I can tell you've been studying for your LSHITs!"
LSHITs by Hattitude April 25, 2014
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LSHITHEAD 

laughing so hard im totally having extreme abdominal discomfort.
1. dude..did you see that youtube video of a chick named athena dancing to chemical brothers?! LSHITHEAD! if you haven't you need to look it up!

2. somesweetchick: so what kinda guys are you into dating?
homewreckerchick: i now ONLY DATE GUYS WITH EVOS, & GIRLFRANS =)!..LSHITHEAD!
somesweetchick: LSHITHEAD! you rule!
LSHITHEAD by cheeeks April 1, 2008
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That was so funny ilshismp.
lshismp by Jon February 8, 2004

lshisaotw 

An acronym meaning "Laughing So Hard I Shit All Over The Wall"

An extreme version of lol.
Jarrett just got the clap, I was LSHISAOTW!!!!!
lshisaotw by b-ran August 4, 2008
Internet acronym that stands for 'Laughing so hard I think I shit myself'. Made extra funny as it has the word 'shit' in it.
that was so funny it had me lshitism'ing.
LSHITISM by mrPrez September 27, 2004
Danz: OMFG! You just raped my ears! You forcefully shoved info into them which I did not want!
Royal: lshism
lshism by Royal Celebi August 4, 2007
Laughing So Hard I Sharted
When responding to a video on the internet one finds extremely funny, LSHIS can be inserted for comedic effect. "Dude, that had me LSHIS".
LSHIS by Jackeroonie October 25, 2007
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