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LOL has become an overused phrase over the internet. Some people say LOL when they don't even think something is funny. They just use it to fill an awkward silence. That is when the word LOLert came about.
LOL-alert = LOLert
This word came about to let people know that someone will be saying LOL repeatedly without actually laughing out loud.
Anne: Are you talking to Mark online?
Kevin: Yes I am, why?
Anne: LOLert watch out!
5 minutes later...
Kevin: You were right, Mark says LOL all the time, even when nothing is funny...
LOLert by Sneaky Squirrel September 23, 2009
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Where are you from, loser? are you from Losertown because you're a loser. 

The worst insult known to man.
Only use when you want to mentally destroy someone
Person 1: You're such a cunt!
Person 2: Well, where are you from, loser? are you from Losertown because you're a loser.
Person 1: *commits suicide*
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lolbertarian 

A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com
That LOLbertarian candidate will privatize the roads!
lolbertarian by Tezkah October 9, 2004

Losertech 

Losertech is something that is entirely worthless, be it a company, a concept, a theme.. anything really. Can be liberally applied when denigrating a person's work, hopes, faith, ambitions, etc.
Synonym of Winnertech
The only job Anthony will ever get is CEO of Losertech.
All Anthony's research is complete LoserTech.
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"loleth the kingdome must have sucked"
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lolercise 

The act of audibly laughing for an extended period of time to the point of getting a physical abdominal workout. (Laughing so hard your abs start to hurt).
A : "Hey, wanna go work out at the gym later?"
B : "Nah, I'm feeling pretty lazy today...wanna go see Jackass 3D instead? My friend told me he got some lolercise watching it."
A : "Yeah sure. I needed to work abs today anyway."
lolercise by beerad07 October 25, 2010

lolercoaster 

A joke which in which the humor is thought to cease/die down when in actual fact continues to be funny. As if the joke is on a roller coaster going round for a second time.

loler meaning: laugh out loud er

Commonly used in the 'geek' community.
lolercoaster: None. Only in context of a Joke. Can apply to most humorous situations if it fits the criterion of the definition.
lolercoaster by Lord Edward Carr August 4, 2009
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