ass sock

An absorbent sock inserted between the buttocks when experiencing severe diarrhoea. Traditionally used for nocturnal purposes when rectum control may accidentally lapse briefly. It may also be employed during the day when consciously attempting to pass wind but where one is unsure of resulting discharge.

I would have pissy shitted the bed if I didn't have my ass sock in.

by DrTim June 18, 2007

Losertech

Losertech is something that is entirely worthless, be it a company, a concept, a theme.. anything really. Can be liberally applied when denigrating a person's work, hopes, faith, ambitions, etc.
Synonym of Winnertech

The only job Anthony will ever get is CEO of Losertech.
All Anthony's research is complete LoserTech.

by DrTim June 20, 2007

piss cube

Urinal Cake. Makes piss smell nice.

take that out of your mouth child.. thats not a real cake.. its a piss cube

by DrTim June 09, 2009