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a funny 2014 vine pyrocynical masturbates to. very sexy meme indeed dad plz come back plz dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad
Pyrocynical: negga this meme hot lolxd get noscoped
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lolxd by hypergameous September 6, 2019
A glorious day taken off from work for the sole purpose of gathering with friends (3 to 5 preferred) to drink and crush n00bs on the Rift in League of Legends.
Hey guys, want to do a loliday on Sunday?

Jeremy, you twat. You can't do a loliday on Sunday. A loliday can only occur on a workday. You're just talking about a LAN party.
loliday by seedubbya January 16, 2015

Loldemort 

Loldemort is a symbiosis between the world known expression LOL and the world's worst enemy: Voldemort. The outcome is a fierce, awesome and epic expression. Used in extremely funny situations only. The expression loldemort will reach world domination in some years, true story.
"dang, that was sooo loldemort"

Haha, loldemort !

Your brother said, "Damn, that's so stupid". Then I say, "Yeah, that's so LOLDEMORT!"

You are such a Loldemort!
Loldemort by Siv Mensen/Supernam January 12, 2011
Lolade is a really nice,pretty,fun,cool girl.

She's really an amazing person to be with! When you see her your are definitely gonna have fun because Lolades are just bundles of joy...if you ever meet a Lolade or go out with a Lolade don't ever live her cause Lolades are usually one in a million and don't ever underestimate them cause what they can do is unbelievable....
Omg! I met Lolade she is so pretty.

Guy-Who is that girl?
Guy2-Oh she's Lolade really nice and hot
Girl-did you ever go out with Lolade
Guy-No,I couldn't even...she's too wow! For me!
Lolade by Nigguh inclusive January 5, 2014

kys fag lol xd 

Kys fag lol xd is a classic roast and can get you out of many situations
Guy 1- hey can you go kys pls
Guy 2- hey can stfu and kys fag lol xd
Guy 1- *kills himself and at the last moment says “lol xd”*
kys fag lol xd by A cool egg March 13, 2018
Past tense of lol. Like "lol-ed"
A: Remember that joke?
B: Oh yah, I lold.
lold by Helen Chao February 6, 2007
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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