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IM/Text slang for "laughing out loud bitterly."

Similar to "lol," used in text situations where you want to show that you laughed, not in a pleased or amused way, but in a bitter, cynical, depressed, or angry way.

Associated with dry, humorless laughter, or short harsh laughs like "HA!"
Buddy: "did u hear about ur ex? shes in cali! i think shes done half LA already lol"
You: "lolb yeah, shes a whore"

You: "good news: john mccain lost. bad news: barack obama won."
Buddy: "lolb! we r so screwed no matter wut. the usa is broke man"
lolb by terraincognita May 11, 2009
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Laughing Out Loud Bitches

when something's so funny a simple lol just doesn't do
* facebook chat*

Bob : im going to smack your mum ;P
Guy: Lolb
lolb by The Clarkster 101 July 22, 2009
Left Outside LineBacker.
Khalil Mack is a better LOLB than Von Miller according to the stats that Mack has which is 8.5 to Von Miller’s 8.0 sacks.
LOLB by Jayyythecoach March 26, 2020
To send multiple text messages, from different people, that contain the message "lololololol"...etc. at the same time.
Dude, we totally Lolbombed James and his phone crashed!
Lolbomb by JWDevine February 21, 2009
The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.
Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b
lolbike by LoLex July 29, 2009
Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends
Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*
Lolbit by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021
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