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1. lolb stands for lol back. lol backs are normally used in football to laugh at a play if something funny happens. lolb take the position of left outside linebacker when they are put in the game.

*Quarterback throws the ball and pops his receiver in the head*
lolb: LOL!

lolb by comawhite19oo January 30, 2007

Words you can keep

lolb

IM/Text slang for "laughing out loud bitterly."

Similar to "lol," used in text situations where you want to show that you laughed, not in a pleased or amused way, but in a bitter, cynical, depressed, or angry way.

Associated with dry, humorless laughter, or short harsh laughs like "HA!"

Buddy: "did u hear about ur ex? shes in cali! i think shes done half LA already lol"
You: "lolb yeah, shes a whore"

You: "good news: john mccain lost. bad news: barack obama won."
Buddy: "lolb! we r so screwed no matter wut. the usa is broke man"

lolb by terraincognita May 11, 2009

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lolb • lolbit • Lolbeans • lolbertarian • lolbag • lolbear • lolbots • lolba • lolballz • lolbend

lolb

Laughing Out Loud Bitches

when something's so funny a simple lol just doesn't do

* facebook chat*

Bob : im going to smack your mum ;P
Guy: Lolb

lolb by The Clarkster 101 July 22, 2009

LOLB

Left Outside LineBacker.

Khalil Mack is a better LOLB than Von Miller according to the stats that Mack has which is 8.5 to Von Miller’s 8.0 sacks.

LOLB by Jayyythecoach March 26, 2020

Lolbomb

To send multiple text messages, from different people, that contain the message "lololololol"...etc. at the same time.

Dude, we totally Lolbombed James and his phone crashed!

Lolbomb by JWDevine February 21, 2009

lolbike

The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.

Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b

lolbike by LoLex July 29, 2009

Lolbit

Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends

Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*

Lolbit by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026