LMITP 

LMITP is the abbreviation for let me in the pussy as in trying to fuck someone.

Boy: LMITP
Girl: So your like that :)

LMITP by jollywood September 29, 2023

litpost 

The littest post around. Cringe.

Anna: “Hey, Pal”
Eitan: “Litpost zoned”

litpost by bananabanana April 8, 2021

litpeepo 

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litpeepo ist weeb

litpeepo by LNS_ April 4, 2021

Litpost 

A group of people who are purposely vague in order to seek attention or so they can sound smarter than the person they are talking to by explaining a simple concept further

Not asking about other people's problems and constantly exaggerating

A: "Ow I hurt my arm"
B: "Hmm" or "Nice"
A: "Stop being a Litpost-er and being so vague so you can get more attention and help me"

or

A: "OMG this character just did this in a tv show"
B: "Just tell us what they did and stop begging for replies"

Litpost by YOURMOMISYOURMOM May 9, 2021

Litpost 

When the posts are just too lit to handle. Derived from Lit + Post

That’s a very litpost

Jake: Hey check out this gif of Weiser doing a backflip!

Corey: Respectfully, that post is bussin. What a litpost!

Litpost by lol my name is lol May 9, 2021

lmimp

"Laughing me in my POES"

Laughing with a sense of euphoria; either at a joke or at someone's dumb-ass mistake or misfortune. "The moer'd him so hard in his chops i was lmimp"

lmimp by ASJ January 18, 2008

lmgtp 

Let me get the popcorn.

Dude, vivian is so mad at dave, LMGTP.

lmgtp by Oreolikesfood January 25, 2017