LMCB

lick my cunt bitch

hey princess, lmcb!

copy righted

LMCB by akgambrel November 18, 2010

lmcbo 

Laughing My Cow Bell Off!

A parody of the texting abbreviation for lmao (laughing my ass off) used in the facebook user group "I gotta have more cowbell."

Funny way to let the person you are texting with know that you think what they said was not just comical but hilarious!

texter 1. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
texter 2. I don't know why did the cookie go to the hospital?

texter 1. Because she felt crummy!
texter 2. LMCBO!!!

lmcbo by mortgagecommitments March 30, 2010

lmcbo 

"Laughing my crazy butt off"

Lmcbo= laughing my crazy but off

lmcbo by dumbblondegirl11 March 26, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016