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Laughing My Cow Bell Off!

A parody of the texting abbreviation for lmao (laughing my ass off) used in the facebook user group "I gotta have more cowbell."

Funny way to let the person you are texting with know that you think what they said was not just comical but hilarious!
texter 1. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
texter 2. I don't know why did the cookie go to the hospital?

texter 1. Because she felt crummy!
texter 2. LMCBO!!!
lmcbo by mortgagecommitments March 30, 2010
Words you can keep
Lmcbo= laughing my crazy but off
lmcbo by dumbblondegirl11 March 26, 2014
Related Words
lmcbo lmbo lmco lmfbo lcbo lmabo lmcao LMSBO LMBBO lmbco
pronounciation: lick-bow (as one word)

in Ontario, Canada, all liquor is sold at a government run chain of stores called the LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario).
Licbo is used in conversation as it is shorter to say and is a phonetic pronunciation of the abbreviation
Dirk: hey, Mirk, got any plans for the tonight?
Mirk: oh yeah, going to a party at Zirks, but i gotta hit up the licbo and buy some whiskey first
licbo by pb foot August 25, 2010

LMCOAFYTYLS 

Let me come over and fuck you till your legs shake
It always wyd never LMCOAFYTYLS
n: Liquor Control Board of Ontario

This is the place where people in Ontario, Canada buy their alcoholic beverages.
They sell wine, spirits, beer (only in cans), and various assortments of liquor.

See also: The Beer Store

pronunciation: ell-see-bee-oh
Naturally... the LCBO closes at 10pm on weekends and even earlier on weekdays.
wtf is up the governments ass?
Why can't we just be like any other normal country and buy our booze at 24 hr store down the fucking street?!
Oh wait i know... they want to control EVERYTHING. Them bastards!
LCBO by ae123456 January 20, 2009
L - laughing

M - my
F - fookin
B - booty
O - off
A - at
T - that

Pronounced like "limf boat" in speech.
Person 1: "Yo! Did you hear about that person that's so concerned about being stalked that they only put their initials on their social media page? I found their LinkedIn profile!"
Person 2: "LMFBOAT! What a scrub!"
LMFBOAT by Xx_bigbrainboi_xX December 27, 2020
Lmbo is a more appropriate version of Lmao for people who want to kiss their mother with a clean mouth. It stands for "Laughing my butt off", "Laughing my bones off", "Last mountain bird observatory", "Little mister Bobby Opal", or "Lying my behind off".
"Lol u r SO funny"
"Lmbo, I know!"
Lmbo by Definitions@123 April 3, 2022
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Example 2:
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