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Dirty Little Slapper 

A slut. A whore.
Rachel is a dirty little slapper. She’ll sleep with anyone.

Dirty Little Asian 

Someone who fantasizes about carrying out sexual acts or fetishes that are popular in Asian culture. i.e. sniffing a girls underwear that has been worn for an extended period of time.
Eugene: I want to sniff Julia's panties.
Cathy: Stop that, what would your wife say you Dirty Little Asian!

The Dirty Little Heaters 

The most shamefully underrated band of this generation. Best female singer I've ever heard and the band is really heavy and rad. The theory is even though people are blown away when they play the girl isn't pretty and will therefore never be able to gain huge status. From Chapel Hill.
Q: I like that band The Dirty Little Heaters but they aren't much to look at!
A: Go suck your cock off.

Q: Man, that band _____ writes good songs but can't catch a break!
A: They're getting Dirty Little Heatered!

dirty little secret 

A song by the band All-American Rejects. Also, a name for a guy or girl that you don't want your friends knowing about.
Steve is my dirty little secret.
dirty little secret by ChristinaFL September 28, 2005

dirty little cum extraction unit 

A vulger word used to refer to the female.
look at that dirty little cum extraction unit walking by in that skirt.

dirty little secret 

A secret that you don't want anyone to know but someone finds out about it sooner or later.
You've got a dirty little secret about me that I'd like to know.
dirty little secret by Christie Byrd November 18, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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