LOL + AWKS = LAWLKS
That feeling you get when something is weird/awkward af and you want to pull back, but at the same time is just amusing enough that you nervously laugh.
That feeling you get when something is weird/awkward af and you want to pull back, but at the same time is just amusing enough that you nervously laugh.
John: Hello, wanna come back to my place?
Sarah: Lawlks, this is our first date and you aint that stacking..
Sarah: Lawlks, this is our first date and you aint that stacking..
by XCFAM2015-2016 March 31, 2016
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guy 2: ye just another stabbing in lawless london innit
guy 2: ye just another stabbing in lawless london innit
by CityOfLondon February 11, 2019
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Lead singer of the band W.A.S.P. Known for his wild stage antics and derrogatory lyrics. Also has one of the most EROTIC voices on the face of the planet.
"I'll do whatever I want to, to ya. I'll nail your ass to the sheets. A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya, I F*CK LIKE A BEAST!!" ~~Blackie Lawless, "Animal"
by Xx_thedarkenedheart_xX September 2, 2008
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1337swordoperator582: 70t4lly!!11!1
1337swordoperator582 & 50imNOTn00bzorz10101 (at the same time): LAWLSAUR!!!!!11!!!1!!
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1337swordoperator582: 70t4lly!!11!1
1337swordoperator582 & 50imNOTn00bzorz10101 (at the same time): LAWLSAUR!!!!!11!!!1!!
by losersquaredthatsme February 18, 2009
Get the lawlsaur mug.A lawlsuit is a frivolous lawsuit; one that makes everyone lawl. It is less vicious than giving someone a stevejob, as the primary intent of a stevejob is to screw someone over, whereas a lawlsuit is more about a desperate need to litigate in hopes of receiving a truckload of money.
"Judge Judy is a veritable goldmine of lawlsuits - just last week they featured a man suing his neighbour over a washing machine!"
by ckoowh March 6, 2010
Get the lawlsuit mug.*Lucy Lawless doesn't need to drive. Her destinations come to her.
*It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day.
*Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her.
*WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling.
*Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out.
*She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them.
*Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat.
*When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets.
*Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer.
*When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!"
*The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman.
*Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle.
*In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her.
*Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet.
*Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined.
*Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out.
*When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans.
*When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER.
*In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by.
*Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie.
*Lucy has caught Bin Laden.
*Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
*It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day.
*Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her.
*WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling.
*Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out.
*She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them.
*Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat.
*When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets.
*Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer.
*When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!"
*The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman.
*Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle.
*In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her.
*Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet.
*Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined.
*Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out.
*When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans.
*When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER.
*In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by.
*Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie.
*Lucy has caught Bin Laden.
*Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
Lucy Lawless got accepted to Haavard, and didn't go. Why you ask? Attending would only make her lose brain cells.
by Nnnick September 4, 2006
Get the lucy lawless mug.Acronym For lawless and unethical school district. The second largest school district in the nation is notorious for protecting pedophiles and white chalk crime sprees. In LA people go to great expense and trouble to send their children to other districts or private schools.
LAUSD recently made headlines again with yet another concealed pervert scurrying into the public eye and a billion dollar boondoggle involving known for its toxic school sites and terrible free lunch fare, LAUSD has made headlines with the Belmont Black Hole, a recent ex scandal involving sperm flavored cockroaches and bondage.infamous for mistreating teachers and students, LAUSD has distinquished itself in waste, criminal indifference and as a Fortune 500 company
LAUSD recently made headlines again with yet another concealed pervert scurrying into the public eye and a billion dollar boondoggle involving known for its toxic school sites and terrible free lunch fare, LAUSD has made headlines with the Belmont Black Hole, a recent ex scandal involving sperm flavored cockroaches and bondage.infamous for mistreating teachers and students, LAUSD has distinquished itself in waste, criminal indifference and as a Fortune 500 company
Many LA teachers believe sending your child to an LAUSD (Lawless AND Unethical School District) campus is child abuse.
by Chance La Rue October 4, 2013
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