LARSONED

When a male t-bags another male or female for being ignorant saying "you've just been LARSONED!" ending the argument... Showing that they have been "owned"

Johnny said to Jimmy "You've just been LARSONED!" Put an end to that argument real quick.

by Bongyballs09 September 30, 2016

Larsoned

When a specific girl likes a specific guy so much they combine names.

Leah larsoned her name with Carson's to make Larson, the epic duo of name combinations.

by Big joe 567 November 5, 2015

Lawsoned

To get completely screwed over.

Usually by B&T Electronix, Barnes & Noble, or OnSale.

Dude 1 - "Did you get that Touchpad?"
Dude 2 - "Nah, dude, I got Lawsoned."
Dude 1 - "Ah, shit, I'm so sorry man..."
Dude 3 - "Dark Umber."

by SlickDealzzz September 14, 2011

Lawsoned

To live in a house trailer and take fictitious orders for touchpad while stringing along clueless customers.

Hey Tom, did you get that touchpad you ordered from the guy in the trailer. No Bob, he got my money but he said I have to wait. I think I`been Lawsoned, I know my bum hurts.

by phil-jones September 15, 2011

Larsened

When something will inevitably go wrong to or for you. To fail.

Ben dropped his phone in the toilet, thus he got Larsened.

I larsened myself for sleeping with that fat girl.

by kalel44 November 13, 2011

Larsened

A male passing out pre-7pm and getting balls and/or sausage in the general face vicinity.

Dude, Eric passed out cold during the Oscars last night and got totally Larsened.

by SloppySeconds2011 March 17, 2011

Lawsoned

The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.

"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."

Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...

by Jacko1 March 31, 2009