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#larsoneffect

When things just go wrong for no apparent reason all the time. This must be achieved without even trying. You just have misfortunes living your day-to-day life. The key is that everyone else in your life must find your misfortunes hilarious and laugh about them to/at/with you.
person 1: "I put my laptop in my backpack and somehow got a tip of a crayon stuck in the CD drive and I can't get it out."
person 2: "hahahaha #larsoneffect"
#larsoneffect by PrettyPonyPrincess December 17, 2011
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#larsoneffect

When things just keep happening to you that are unfortunate. Your entire daily life has to be one misfortune after another. It is more than just bad luck. It is having really awkward events and encounters in your daily life as well. All of these must occur without trying. The key is that everyone else has to find your misfortunes hilarious.
"My mom drove off while I was still getting in the car and my crutches went everywhere."
"hahaha #larsoneffect"

"I dropped a watch and its alarm goes off every morning at 4am, but my arms are too little to reach it."
"hahaha #larsoneffect"

"I just yawned really big and my jaw clicked and now it hurts really bad..."
"hahaha #larsoneffect"

"I definitely just tried to open a door by the hinges....and I'm 100% sober..."
"hahaha #larsoneffect"
#larsoneffect by TonytheTigger December 15, 2011
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