L.S.A.T.

An L.S.A.T. is a W.V.R.M. "F.R.N.D.L.E." in your H.E.A.D. that pretends to be friendly, but is actually making you quite A.S.S.I.C.K. 🕶️🍇🩸🧠🗡️🕳️🤯

Damn... I JUST CHECKED my Dad's Stock Portfolio before L.S.A.T. practice and he S.L.A.Z.Z.E.D. Me in da mouth and said, Good J.O.B. 🐋🗡️🧿🧲🤐🦾👹🔰🦁

by Gecko Glock December 28, 2020

S.A.L.T.S.

Smile A Little, Then Stop.

I think lol is overused.
Exactly that's why I S.A.L.T.S.
whats that?
I smile a little, then stopped
loti!

by 4wexdfg March 22, 2013

S.A.L.T.S

You know when people are texting and somebody says something funny you will probably text lol but the question is are you really laughing? no, you're not. so the next time you are about to text somebody text salts.

salt stands for Smiled a little then stopped.

Person A: I saw this person who was 40 watching Peppa pig

Person B: Salts

there for use s.a.l.t.s

by Fe4rless2.0 November 5, 2020

S.A.L.T.S

smiled a little then stopped

in stead of saying L.O.L and lying to the person you are texting and you self say S.A.L.T.S.

by crazy_panda28 April 22, 2014

S-L-A-T-T

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S-L-A-T-T

by SuchBackSmacker March 14, 2025

S.A.L.T.S.

Smiled a little then stopped.

My friend texted me a funny meme, but all I said back was, "S.A.L.T.S.".

by ThatNoobyDude December 4, 2024

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011