L.P.T.

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lazy person thought

Yo bro, I'm just gonna sleep and get my beer delivered.
Oh you can do that? Thanks for the L.P.T.

L.P.T. by dobbari August 22, 2020

Words you can keep

L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F

let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face

me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes

L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F by leave me to suck her cooter November 4, 2019

Related Words

lpt • L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F • O.P.T.L.I.F. • W.L.T.P. • L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E • P.T.L.O.H. • T.L.P.E. • PLT • PTL • L.B.T.P

P.L.T

Pond Life Terriers
Savage crew from the mean streets of south Warrington.
Made up of a bear, toad, mackerel, miglet, horse, mongoose, camel

Ol camp coley had a house but the pond was there..
P P P.L.T

What happened to the gaff?
The P.L.T perished it

P.L.T by mickeybubble July 17, 2011

O.P.T.L.I.F.

A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday

Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!

O.P.T.L.I.F. by saladlickerman January 21, 2010

T.L.P.E.

Tiny Little Penis Eater

My friend Tony sure is a T.L.P.E. He's always trying to grab my nuts

T.L.P.E. by Anonymous October 21, 2003

W.L.T.P.

Who
Licks
The
Pussy

A private organization started by my friends and I.

Y'all better back da fuck up 'cause dis da W.L.T.P., bitches!

W.L.T.P. by hentaicutie September 10, 2004

P.L.T

Pretty Little Things

Isn’t she apart of P.L.T or Pretty Little Things.!

P.L.T by P.L.T Nae, Lexi, Dede, drea April 25, 2020

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026