L.P.T. 

lazy person thought

Yo bro, I'm just gonna sleep and get my beer delivered.
Oh you can do that? Thanks for the L.P.T.

L.P.T. by dobbari August 22, 2020

L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F 

let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face

me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes

L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F by leave me to suck her cooter November 4, 2019

P.L.T 

Pond Life Terriers
Savage crew from the mean streets of south Warrington.
Made up of a bear, toad, mackerel, miglet, horse, mongoose, camel

Ol camp coley had a house but the pond was there..
P P P.L.T

What happened to the gaff?
The P.L.T perished it

P.L.T by mickeybubble July 17, 2011

O.P.T.L.I.F. 

A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday

Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!

O.P.T.L.I.F. by saladlickerman January 21, 2010

T.L.P.E. 

Tiny Little Penis Eater

My friend Tony sure is a T.L.P.E. He's always trying to grab my nuts

T.L.P.E. by Anonymous October 21, 2003

W.L.T.P. 

Who
Licks
The
Pussy

A private organization started by my friends and I.

Y'all better back da fuck up 'cause dis da W.L.T.P., bitches!

W.L.T.P. by hentaicutie September 10, 2004

P.L.T 

Pretty Little Things

Isn’t she apart of P.L.T or Pretty Little Things.!

P.L.T by P.L.T Nae, Lexi, Dede, drea April 25, 2020