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L.P.T.
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lazy
person
thought
Yo
bro
, I'm just gonna
sleep
and get my
beer
delivered.
Oh you can do that? Thanks for the L.P.T.
L.P.T.
by
dobbari
August 22, 2020
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Dad Sneeze
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A
sneeze
so loud that it makes you jump out of fear for
your life
. The more decibels the
better
.
Oh my God my ears are ringing after that
sneeze
! Oh,
typical
dad
sneeze
.
Dad Sneeze
by
dobbari
May 23, 2019
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