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L.J.

The act of masterbating alone.

Jerking Off
Similar in nature to an H.J. but flying solo.
Gonna go home and give myself an L.J.

Looks like he's gettin an L.J. later. (if they leave alone.)
by Kgar1984 September 4, 2009
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L.J.

A cool dude who likes basketball and loves everyone no matter what! :)

“Hey is that L.J.?”
He loves everyone and plays basketball! His name must be L.J.
by Bhkfgjj October 23, 2019
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L.J.

When a person stays up all night for little to no reason; an all nighter without a purpose.
"Dude, I'm thinking of pulling an L.J. soon."
by Thomas G. Cromwel January 29, 2025
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L†J

Ancient origin. Holy lands area. First said on the Place of the Skull. LJ is a secret word used between members of a sect called "The Way". Its meaning is hidden even when it is said in full.
Commonly used in hypocritcal circles in todays culture. There are few that say LJ and really mean what it stands for †
I LJ aka LoveJesus. I LJ, do you?
by BO October 18, 2004
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L.J

When your girl sucks another guys dick and she comes back and kisse's you without brushing her teeth you just been L.J.
Girl kisses her bf and laughs and says you just got L.J
by Jason Woodbury January 2, 2011
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L.J

Bloke who is From Britain and has a massive Willy
He is a L.J
by DoorTable27 June 30, 2025
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L.J

Bloke who is From Britain and has a massive Willy and aslo strongly believes the Falklands are British 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
He is a L.J
by DoorTable27 June 30, 2025
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