L.J.

The act of masterbating alone.

Jerking Off
Similar in nature to an H.J. but flying solo.

Gonna go home and give myself an L.J.

Looks like he's gettin an L.J. later. (if they leave alone.)

by Kgar1984 September 04, 2009

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When your girl sucks another guys dick and she comes back and kisse's you without brushing her teeth you just been L.J.

Girl kisses her bf and laughs and says you just got L.J

by Jason Woodbury January 02, 2011

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L.J.'d

2. To be brutally beaten or defeated after charging into a fight or battle. Most used in MMORPGs. This term comes from a video in which a team of World of Warcraft players had made a full battle plan for a "boss", but a member simply ran in as soon as they confirmed it. This players name was Leroy Jenkins, hence the abbreviation.

2. Live Journaled; To have posted in your Live Journal.

1."Adam ran tried to jump Nathan and got L.J.'d!"
2."I just LJ'd so check it out."

by Jack Krauser April 27, 2007

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