L.B.D.F. 

Looking busy doing fuck-all. Acting busy and officious while accomplishing nothing.

Harry was L.B.D.F. as the moderator.

L.B.D.F. by I. A. January 13, 2008

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F 

B- be
M- my
B- bad
B- boy

B- be
M- my
M- man

B- be
M- my
W- weekend
L- lover

B- but
D- don’t

B- be
M- my

F- friend

“What does B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F mean?”

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F by Berry_ October 28, 2021

b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f 

this stands for : be my bad boy be my man be my weekend lover but don't be my friend. It stems from the lyrics of the song 'Bad Boy' ~ Cascada. It became a widespread trend within the Gacha community using the format of "'It's always but never b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f...'"

Npc 1: bro its always 'I wuv you lovebug but it's never b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f...
Npc 2: Girl wtf i just asked about how your day went

b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f by sortaasleepy July 16, 2024

F.D.L.B. 

An acronym that stand for Fat, Dumb, Lazy, Bitch.

Me: Is she going to do anything to day.
Coworker: No she is a F.D.L.B. I hope the boss fires her.

F.D.L.B. by krusty's komedy klassics December 13, 2010

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F 

I
Love
You
But
I
Know
You
Don't
Feel

The

Same

Way
And
You
Rather

Just
Stay
Friends

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F ilybikydftswayrjsf

I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S.W.A.Y.R.J.S.F by sad_BOI2004 November 23, 2021

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. 

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. by byeb September 1, 2021

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y. 

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.

when you and him haven’t been together for a very long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y. by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020