kyoon

A conspiracy theory legend, known for his constant fight against the Illuminati and their mission to kill famous athletes.

The difference between Marion Jones and "Obama" is that "Obama" is an illuminati actor while Marion Jones is another champion executed by the illuminati. - Kyoon

kyoon by jackofftherails April 30, 2009

Kyoon

Noun: Kyoon (qu-oon)
Adjective: Kyooni (qu-oonie)


1. The fidelity of homosexuals engaged in their prevalent attitudes, which constitute homosexual practice as well as further homosexual tendencies.

Other forms of the word: Chonie (cho-nie) and Chonsky (chon-skee)

What a kyoon you are!

That guy jeff from the dorms at UCLA was such a kyoon.

Kyoon by Artt Vandalay November 19, 2007

Kyoon-Baazi

Verb: Kyoon-Baazi (qu-oon baa-zee)

1. The formal consolidation of kyoonies in its worldwide network.
2. An underground organization defined by Kontagious Inc. as delegating an egregious form of kyoon-like attributes.

It's the Kyoon-Baazi Playa!

Kyoon-Baazi by Artt Vandalay November 19, 2007

Lamp Kloon 

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.

1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.

Lamp Kloon by P'tainz January 28, 2013

Koondeh 

Koondeh means "Queer" or "Faggot" in Persian. It is derogatory and almost always used when insulting someone.

Koondeh sounds similar to the German word for "customer". This similarity is commonly known by average Iranians.

That Koondeh son of a bitch ripped us off!

He is nothing but a Koondeh

Koondeh by Xerxar August 20, 2010

Kylon 

Kylon. He's a caring, funny and nice person. He's cute and when you see him your heart melts and you get nervous. When he shows you love it gives you a thousand butterflies in your stomach and makes you grow the widest smile on your face. Although, he might not be the most loyal person. That doesn't mean he's not loving.

Kylon's silly and he has the cutest smile. He hates negativity, and when he's sad he doesn't want to talk about it, and if your the wrong person and try to force it out of him he gets irritated. Kylon isn't someone who gets mad a lot most of the time he just get's irritated.

Kylon befriends everybody and when you get to know him you just want to be his best friend.

If you are his best friend or just close to him you are a very very lucky person.

Kylons the goat.

Kylon by Kylon's favorite person. June 8, 2019

Keepin Up with the Koondashians 

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

Keepin Up with the Koondashians by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011