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A conspiracy theory legend, known for his constant fight against the Illuminati and their mission to kill famous athletes.
The difference between Marion Jones and "Obama" is that "Obama" is an illuminati actor while Marion Jones is another champion executed by the illuminati. - Kyoon
by jackofftherails April 30, 2009
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Noun: Kyoon (qu-oon)
Adjective: Kyooni (qu-oonie)

1. The fidelity of homosexuals engaged in their prevalent attitudes, which constitute homosexual practice as well as further homosexual tendencies.

Other forms of the word: Chonie (cho-nie) and Chonsky (chon-skee)
What a kyoon you are!

That guy jeff from the dorms at UCLA was such a kyoon.

by Artt Vandalay October 30, 2007
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