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„Kill your local indie softboy“ because he’s worse than a fuckboy, he will break your Heart and he will look incredibly cute while being a patronizing douche
A: Noah is the sweetest

B: Noah is literally the same as Brad and Jayden
A: but have you seen him?! And he’s an artist and did you know he can skate?!

B: smh, kylis...
Kylis by The neighbourskid January 19, 2021
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The type of person to wear your dog collar that says property of Kelvin Chen on it.
Hey Kylis, are you wearing my dog collar today?
Kylis by justsomeoneeeeee December 15, 2021
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kylish • Kylise • kylisha • Kylishay • Kylisim • kyliss • kylissa • Jeremy Kylish • Kyli • kalis

kyliegenders

kyliegenders: This troll gc on discord n was very impactful. Catfished (adam), shitpost roblox people for fun,,lols. After a few years they have decided to move on and part ways.

2017-2019 RIP 😂😂🙄😭
kyliegenders is the revolution

juls: kink for insanity

kylie: cringe
Kelisa is a beautiful girl who has a big heart. She shares with people a lot even though she doesn’t want to but she just likes to see people happy! She is very smart but at the same time she doesn’t listen very well. She’s soft but she doesn’t play! She is a forgiving and loving person and she will do anything to make someone happy. Kelisa may not look like she can fight but she has hands. If you meet a Kelisa, keep her and stay with her because if u don’t youll regret it and your gonna wanna be with her again whether it’s a friendship or a relationship.
Yo bro you see that girl over there 👉 That’s Kelisa shes a keeper 💗.
Kelisa by Kelisa February 10, 2018

Kyles Mom 

Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(African kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Stan: Uhh Cartman
Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
What?
(Turns around)
Aw... fuck

Kyle's mom is behind him
an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games
Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018
A female whose cuteness is rivaled by her intellect. Also very funny. So funny. And cute. And smart.
What a great day, I totally feel Kolisha today.
Kolisha by Koala7 December 27, 2012
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