kyles

Kyles are guys who punch holes in the wall, drink Monster Energy, listen to rap-metal from 2001 and really like motorcross or wrestling. Usually seen in lower-class, predominantly white suburbs wearing snapbacks and Tapout shirts.

"Man, Kyles are proabably some of the angriest guys I've ever met!"

by yaboisquiggly May 7, 2020

kyles

a group of three.

bestfriends that are in groups of 3's not pairs of two.

kyles can only be a group of three, no more no less.

i don't get how kyles work, since there is 3 wouldn't there always be one left out?

look at teeghan anna and shay, they are such kyles, they never are apart.

by dont worry abou tit. April 11, 2010

kyles

best friends, that come in 3's .

not a pair of bestfriends, but a group of kyles,
only 3 never more. one is never oddly left out for some reason, they always find a way to make the number 3 work in a world made for pairs :P

kinda like conjoined triplets.

see teegahn anna and shay, they are such kyles. they are kinda almost conjoined triplets!

by you'llnever know April 11, 2010

Kyles

Like Kyle, but with an S at the end for some reason. There have been many theories on how they obtain the extra S. Nobody knows for sure, but what we do know is that the "S" harnesses the power to make them twice as retarded because they act like a complete fools. They kick open doors when they have bad days and they dive under the line barriers at cafeterias. They also try to rizz up girls by getting in their space and putting their arm around them. They have been known to love Thor and have skid-marked underpants. Be careful when approaching, if you make one mad, you might turn out like one of those doors on a bad day.

person 1: This guy shouted "I'm having such a bad day right now" and kicked open the door.

person 2: I think that's Kyles. He must be having a bad day right now.

by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025

Kyles Mom

Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(African kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Stan: Uhh Cartman
Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
What?
(Turns around)
Aw... fuck

Kyle's mom is behind him

kyles moms a bitch!!!

by OmgTheyKilledKenny!YouBASTEDS! August 16, 2019

kyles mom

the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (southpark)

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

kyles dads knees

A useless item. Something completely broken. Also not able to be fixed under any circumstances.

John: hey man I bought this new motor the other day and the gas tank is a 46 gallon fish tank man!

Bill: sounds pretty gay if you ask me.

John: shut up you couldnt afford it dude youre as broke as kyles dads knees.

Bill: yeah man i guess ur right.

by RickyRips January 31, 2018