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A verb of a sexual nature alluding to some sort of forced penetration of one or more body orifices by a crazy asian girl named Kwong.
God, my ass is sore - I was fast asleep last night, and before I know it, I got kwonged with my math textbook.
kwong by Patrick Z. February 22, 2007
Words you can keep
My, your son is quite a Kwong! I suggest you burn his pants!
Kwong by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

Kwong Dong 

Its pretty much slang for a small penis.
He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.
Kwong Dong by OMFG EPIC LOL July 2, 2009

Kwong Jun Shen 

A man who is a god in the modern society. Many people hate him and dislike his skill at the popular video game Valorant. He is insane
Shane: I hate Kwong Jun Shen
Jayden: He did get 73 kills in a game though
Shane: I hope he kills himself

hayden kwong 

A boy that love a girl each year, Colette, Scarlett, Barina. He games roblox and even minecraft. LOL Gamer Boy!!!!!

Cleveland Hot Kwong

When a small asian guy rubs chocolate all over his body before his gilfriend masturbates him until he comes on his belly. After that, they mix the chocolate and the cum together and drink it as a hot chocolate milk.
Whooo Suzie, it's pretty cold outside, how about a Cleveland Hot Kwong?
Cleveland Hot Kwong by lap1539j September 20, 2008

dai chek kwong

Originated from Cantonese, refer to someone who talks and talks, but never try to accomplish to what he talks. The apparent meaning means "big guy Mr Kwong", but "Kwong" also means talk in Cantonese. (YY)
A: John said he is participating the Marathon next month!
B: Nah! Impossible! He is just a dai chek kwong.

Or
A: Look, I'm gonna pick up that girl next to the bar table.
B: Go ahead, don't be a dai check kwong.
(YY)
dai chek kwong by bjkingkong May 7, 2014
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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