Kwinker

1. Noun; A person who camps in video games to the point they're a n00b. This is most commonly but not limited to xBox Live games such as MW2.

2. Noun; Kwinking- The art of camping in xBox Live games to the extent you are booted, betrayed, or just a n00b. This is demonstrated through Kwink94. Also seen as kwink.

3. Adjective; Kwinkish- For someone or something to be like a Kwink. Generally very n00bish and annoying.

4. Adjective; Kwinking- This word can only be used to describe certain words. (See examples)

1. Kwinker: OWNED! I'M AWESOME! Don't even talk!
Non-Kwink: You're such a gay kwinker! -Boots Kwinker-

2. n00b: I'm kwinking so hard right now!
n00b #2: I'm going to go kwink too.

3. Person: That guy is so kwinkish! Let's slap him!

4. Kwinking Spree; Kwinking Trip; ect.

by defgiva November 11, 2010

kwanker

the slightly off-colored cap of the penis. it is the most sensitive part of the dick and is attached to the top of the shaft.

a dog bit my kwanker.
i rubbed my kwanker on sandpaper.

by John Fitzboobs September 18, 2006

pj klinker

(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg

Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.

by whatta dame September 4, 2010

Krinkers

The risidual shit on one's hairy ass after taking a juicy dump.

Craig: Dude, I just had the grosest dump ever, can you check if I have any remaining krinkers

Toby: Wipe again buddy, it's krinkers land in here!

by superkrinkers February 16, 2013

kinkernet

The internet for those who only surf porn.

I picked up a nasty virus after surfing the kinkernet.

by mikefas February 1, 2005

klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.

That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!

by Jon October 10, 2004

klinker

Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.

I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.

by deek3241 October 5, 2006