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kinkerdoodle 

a type of metal pipe used during sexual intercourse.
tommy, we need a kinkerdoodle for tonight. I', felling horny!
kinkerdoodle by chimpy+dafugi December 28, 2006

kindertot 

Another word that describes a young child, usually a toddler or up to kindergarten. Usually more affectionate than offensive. In an offensive way it would mean a bratty young child.
1. No, I can't come over this week. My sister wants me to watch her kindertot.

2. Mike and I broke up because he was behaving like a kindertot.
kindertot by DementedDaemon July 10, 2006

kindertotenkopfblutuberrauchenbong

The traditional water pipe smoking apparatus popularized in Liechtenstein. It is crafted from the skull of a child and cools the smoke before it enters of the lungs of the user in order to make it easier to smoke.
Dude... pass the kindertotenkopfblutuberrauchenbong. I need a hit."

kankerstokjes 

Sigaretten. Gebaseerd op de Engelse woord cancer sticks.
Rook geen kankerstokjes meer. Ze veroorzaken kanker.
kankerstokjes by Matryoshka August 20, 2015

kinheritance 

Anything inherited (such as money or property) from non-ancestral relatives (such as siblings or cousins), rather than from parents or grandparents.
When my brother passed away, he left me his coin collection, and in accordance with his wishes, I spent my kinheritance on comic books.
kinheritance by OregonSushi February 11, 2021

kankerstokkie

a south african slang for a cigarette
Kan ek n kankerstokkie kry ?
kankerstokkie by -lizbrah April 4, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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