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Kwil
A person that sings out loud at Broadway shows, despite the fact that they lack talent, and that the audience has paid large sums of money to hear the artists, not the nitwit in the front row.
Kwil by BrendaHasTheJet September 15, 2022
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kwilks
a girl very to young for you who rides the nasty narcs. about 13 years old looking. totaly anerexic, over tanned, smoker, with some crazy ass friends that tit fuck her all day everyday on the tennis court. notorious for dating every guys-(but your friend daly{but he tells you he totaly hit thaat}) always needs a ride. would really like it if you could get her three goats and a blowjob. also got head from josh
hey you date that one girl from that other school
no i havent seen that Kwilks yet. But i sure wanna bone that skunk ass
no i havent seen that Kwilks yet. But i sure wanna bone that skunk ass
kwilks by P.W. Gople January 11, 2007
kwill
Shit, Sam. I think I need to kwill tonight.
Oh man, I am kwilling so hard right now.
Yo, we need more kwills. like asap
Oh man, I am kwilling so hard right now.
Yo, we need more kwills. like asap
kwill by mastakwilla July 28, 2011
kwilon
Female1: Is that kwilon?
Female2: Yeah! I heard he amazing in bed!!
Female1: I think I’m gonna go say hi...
Female2: Yeah! I heard he amazing in bed!!
Female1: I think I’m gonna go say hi...
kwilon by Kwilon_lover_1 November 29, 2020
Kwillylevillian
Kwillylevillian by Not manic May 29, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026