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To release gas through the penis. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. A person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole between the prostate and rectum. You must get treatment for this, see your doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at your nearest hospital immediately do put this off about your life may be in danger.
Charlie used to kweef a lot and ended up in hospital on life support because he didn’t have the sense to see his doctor.
by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.
"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".
by Jebus December 30, 2004
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(Noun) Slang for vagina, usually used to describe a very bad smell.
Normal Guy: Aw, dude it stinks in here! Don't you smell it?

Sick Guy #1: Ahhh, glorious... isn't it?

Sick Guy #2: Yes, indeed. I do love the smell of kweef in the morning.

Normal Guy: ......You guys are fucking douches.
by Miner 69'er August 22, 2006
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a jujub or soft candy that elementary school kids use as a funny insult
kid 1: trick or treat smell my feet gemme sumthing good to "insert name" is a kweef!
kid 2: HAHAHAH lol
by ARCANE(zan) November 16, 2006
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