Kwanza Klaus

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A disturbing fat black man, posing as Santa around Christmas time.

Yo bitch, was Kwanza Klaus good to you?

Be careful, or Kwanza Klaus will ass-rape you in your sleep.

Kwanza Klaus by Anonymous January 20, 2003

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Kwanza Klaus

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

"i woke up last night and walked downstairs to get a drink, to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was sitting in my living room playing the bongos.

Kwanza Klaus by music is my soul December 10, 2008

Related Words

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Kwanza Klause

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

i walked downstairs last night, and to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was playing the bongos.

Kwanza Klause by music is my soul December 10, 2008

kwanzaklause

A fat angry black man durring any of the christmas holidays

Al Roker turned into a kwanzaklause after being mistaken for a honey basted christmas turkey.

kwanzaklause by D Dogg September 23, 2005

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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