Kwanza Klaus

A disturbing fat black man, posing as Santa around Christmas time.

Yo bitch, was Kwanza Klaus good to you?

Be careful, or Kwanza Klaus will ass-rape you in your sleep.

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Kwanza Klaus

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

"i woke up last night and walked downstairs to get a drink, to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was sitting in my living room playing the bongos.

by music is my soul December 10, 2008

Kwanza Klause

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

i walked downstairs last night, and to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was playing the bongos.

by music is my soul December 10, 2008

kwanzaklause

A fat angry black man durring any of the christmas holidays

Al Roker turned into a kwanzaklause after being mistaken for a honey basted christmas turkey.

by D Dogg September 23, 2005