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kurts unit

A device used for smoking the mary jane!! for further information, look up mary jane.
stoner #1: "hey whatdoya wanna smoke outof?"

stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"

Stoner #3: "im hungry"

Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."

Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
kurts unit by Frenchy a.k.a. "Mary" September 18, 2008

T Kurts Special 

After a long night of drinking with a woman. You take her home to have sex and pass out while on top of her.
Dude I this chick home last night after we had a good time at the bar. Problem was, I drunk to much and ended up giving her a T Kurts special instead of Mr. Toads wild ride.
T Kurts Special by Divided by 0 August 4, 2011

mitch kurts 

Mitch kurts is the biggest tool you could imagine and he loves penis pie
You're boyfriend is such a mitch kurts sometimes.

Kurtaism 

Kurtaism is a religion known for worshiping โ€œKurapikaโ€ โ›“๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ”ดโ›“ We say โ€œAKAKU๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›โ›“โ€ as daily prayers. โœจโœจโœจ
Person A: My religion is Kurtaism

Person B: Oh Akaku ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™
Kurtaism by Jadestorm846 October 29, 2020

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika Kurtaism from Hunter x Hunter. He is our god and savior and must be praised. akaku akaku akaku moesakaru ๐Ÿ›
Person A: โ€œHey did u do ur daily prayers? Itโ€™s part of our Kurtaism religion.โ€
Person B: โ€œOmg I forgot Iโ€™ll go do it now.โ€
Person B: โ€œakaku akaku akaku moesakaru ๐Ÿ› policemen swear to god ๐Ÿ›โ€