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When the earth beneath your feet tremble with fear, the sea level rises, and you know Kira is near.

Then prepare yourself for more Chaos, the time is upon us, such pain, such emotions, such need for chocolate.

Every living soul fears this time of the month, you know us well, especially the lads, we are the KUNTAKIRA
'Hey Jack, did you seen Michelle today, she is, wellbeing, in that mood, you know, that mood, we hear howling from a distance every four weeks, the one that pulls us in only to rip us apart.?'
JACK REPLIES ' NO MATT, DONT TELL ME SHE HAS HER KUNTAKIRA...............
Kuntakira by MeJulie1984 September 25, 2022
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Kuntarakornkiti 

A thot hoe-ass lil tricc Nazi; Lil Fire emburem Elitist supporter of Animal husbandry and theorizes that rats are dead Nazi soldier reincarnates, therefore he has a strong affection for the small mammals. He has the face of a Greek God if a Greek god was a smexi-mexi yaoi seme. Like a Greek God he believes he is a:
-Nohr Prince or Princess (Sword, Stone) - Upgrades to Nohr Noble (Sword, Stone, Tome) or Hoshido Noble (Sword, Stone, Staff)
-Songstress (Lance) - Only one specialized character
-Dread Fighter (Sword, Axe, Shuriken) - Available via DLC or in Special Edition
-Dark Falcon (Lance, Tome) - Available via DLC or in Special Edition
-Lodestar (Sword) - Special Amiibo Class
-Vanguard (Sword, Axe) - Special Amiibo Class
-Grandmaster (Sword, Tome) - Special Amiibo Class
-Great Lord (Sword, Lance) - Special Amiibo Class
- Dota 2 World-Class player

And his special skill is giving his emotionally traumatized friends a Robbie Rotten level of beyond holy, very fappable, Yaoi chin via a mighty hex that he's spent his whole life perfecting. He blesses you with this by side-glancing at you with his beady little eyes akin to the very rat he has his gaming mouse inside of as we speak; eyes rich with depths of knowledge and wistfulness. He's still working to hone and wizen his most iconic skill- calling people cuck and sand nigger and pouring milk first into the bowl then the cereal, that fucker.
Person 1: Daddy Mike Pence yonder I can see a future in which you make my prostate cease to exist with ur fist and I wish to fish out the

will to live

out of your booty
Person 1 aka Valve Corp: *sighs and shakes his head with a humored smirk upon his face* Oh; that Kuntarakornkiti!

KunaiRay 

Referring to a person that is bad at a lot of things.
When it comes to drawing, Jimmy is so KunaiRay
KunaiRay by JustYourAverageOddity November 30, 2022

kuntakinte 

a naked black man who hunts the white jews of canada
All hail akuntakinte, hunter of the jews!!!!ala lalalalalal
kuntakinte by Daniel Radcliffe March 15, 2005
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