Kung Fu Grip 

When a women has the ability to make a man orgasm in a few seconds.

Kung Fu Grip by JON M. S. May 29, 2003

kung fu grip 

What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.

Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.

kung fu grip by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

Kung Fu Grip 

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

Kung Fu Grip by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

stinky kung fu grip 

When a guy reaches into a girls ass and grabs his own dick to make her pussy tighter...

Phillip worked all night to wedge his hand, bit by bit, into his girlfriends asshole and finally got a "stinky kung fu grip" on his own dick. shortly after he shot his load all in her ass.....

stinky kung fu grip by isosevodes April 10, 2009

Scrawny Kung Fu Grip 

The act of shoving a baby hand in a gay man rectum, whilst the hand contracts making the aforementioned grip. This term is most widely used amongst pedophiles.

Call 911, I think I saw our neighbor with our baby! I believe they are attempting a Scrawny Kung Fu Grip.

Scrawny Kung Fu Grip by amdbnagde May 20, 2016

Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.

e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.

Kung Fu death grip by Roland_07 August 26, 2007

kungfu grip 

a technique used to subdue, clutch, or hold whatever it is clinging to. Mostly to drain it like a toothpaste tube when it is empty.

Me: Man...I was with this female lastnight, and while we were doing it she said, "do you like this?", and did a pelvic tightening move on my thang. Phew! Next thing you know I was shooting all over the place.

Homie: Oh, she used that ol 'kungfu grip' on you.

kungfu grip by the recipient of it June 15, 2009