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A name often used when someone isn’t happy with their own name. Often trying to grab attention by being alternative. The decision to choose this name is often made whilst on oil and wine.
What’s up with Tracey? That’s not Tracey, that’s Kummie!
Kummie by BarryBaz January 28, 2023
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Kimmie is a hopeless romantic. She’s very friendly and social, so there are a lot of people who like her, but she only has eyes for one guy. Kimmie is sweet, nice, cute, and is someone that can be your shoulder to cry on, but also someone you can come to for tea and fun. Either way, if you land a Kimmie as a friend, you hit a home run.
Person A: Oh, I heard Kimmie has a new crush.

Person B: Kimmie? New crush? No way, man. Kimmie only likes one person.
Kimmie by worldwidehandsome7 November 12, 2018
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A somewhat censored version of 'cummies.'

Kvmmies is predominantly used within thatsideofutube's YouTube comment section, where 'mommy' is the person that runs the account and the '(little) kvmmies' are the stans that watch and comment on every video; fans of the YouTuber.

See also 'kvm'
Mom: Good morning my little kvmmies
Kvmmies: Good morning mommy
kvmmies by qCam October 4, 2020
around the reed kollege kommunity, anything marked kommie (or with the letter k) is up for grabs. it means kommunal property, or, more simply, free food.
i was so damned hungry, but fortunately someone left kommie bread in the common room.
kommie by areedie December 6, 2010

kummerspeck 

A German term to describe emotional over-eating leading to excessive weight gain. Literally means "Grief Bacon"
"When I eat, I'm unhappy. And when I'm unhappy, I eat" - Fat Bastard suffers from Kummerspeck...
kummerspeck by BaconHoarder April 24, 2014
male on male oral sex
He gave him a kumme last night
kumme by mkd78910 March 16, 2008
Someone who is seriously awesome. Has a huge heart. You can't help but love her. Always likes to meet new people. Very outgoing and helpful. Has too much energy all the time. Kind of embarrassing to be around.
I'm in love with a Kimmie!
Kimmie by dollydiva September 30, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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