A person (often white, often male) who reeks of privilege but is clueless about it, and makes arrogant, sweeping, offensively stereotyped statements about huge groups of people about whom he knows nothing in an attempt to sound like "deep thinker" or some kind of intellectual. Craves media attention and thinks that all black people are male and all feminists are rich and white. From n.: Alex Knepper, douchebag who famously caused a stir at American University by claiming that "date rape is an incoherent concept."

This knepper in my class didn't know anything about the civil rights movement but he wouldn't shut up about it until he pissed everybody in the group off and we ended up wasting the whole study session.

knepper by Valkyrie607 April 5, 2010

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kepper

Alteration of the word keeper. If someone is a kepper, you want to hold on to them and date them as long as possible.

"Dude, your new girlfriend is such a kepper."

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knepper

1.The coolest kids on their block fa sho!
I wanna do all the guy kneppers
2.A place where you go if u finna get crunk..or wanna play halo :p

That Johnny knepper is a babe, i think im gunna do him in basement

Dude, i went to the kneppers house and had a 8 person orgy in joyce's room!

knepper by Hinsdale Central student..115 January 21, 2005

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klepper

Beating up two grown men simultaneously while wearing a dress and wig.

Dude, Brett kleppered the shit out of those drunk marks at the party last week.

klepper by JaredLee November 8, 2005

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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