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A boy who is very smart. He may not be that attractive when young but when he gets older he is so hot that he is buring down forests. He usually has olive/tan skin, wavy/curly dark brown hair, and has dreamy dark brown eyes that mess you up when you look into them. He usually has a funny sense of humor and isn't shy at all, he also has a big butt. He may be clumsy causing him to not be as athletic, so going the athletic route won't help thats why he goes into business making new inventions making billions for the future using his smart ass brain.
Damn is that Krystos from highschool???
Why is he so frickin smart????
Did his butt get bigger or is it just me??
Krystos by Lemon77 September 21, 2017
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Smart, sweet and funny, and is hot AF. He is extremely talented with instruments and will always play your favourite songs. He is really good in bed and always pleases you. If you get a Krystos, you are really lucky, since he is the gift of god and has a 15cm dick.
Girl:Omg is that Krystos
Girl 2: Yes, he is soooo hot
Krystos by BoosssBITchMuthaFUCKAr November 28, 2019
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1. The Americanized spelling of the Polish Krzysztof.

2. A male of Polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, passionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing sex god... all while remaining unpretentious and humble.

Krzysztof Polish
I must be the luckiest girl in the world... I've finally found MY Krystof!
Krystof by Poppy Corinne August 28, 2010
Kryston is a smart, funny, pretty, confident girl who always care about the ones she trusts. She has long hair that she takes pride in. She likes to crack jokes and talk on the phone. Sometimes if you come at her the wrong way, she will talk bad to you. Kryston's are usually people who give good advice and can hold a conversation. If you love a Kryston they will love you back. :) Kryston has her own style that nobody can touch. Her swagg is unreachable. Everybody loves Kryston!
1) Random Girl:"Look at Kryston, gosh, I love her!"
Kryston: "I love you too!"

2)" Kryston has too much swagg!"
Kryston by a_dope_chick November 8, 2011

Kryptosi 

Real nigga, Always SPITTING fax, he always SPITTING, instagram be blackballing his posts tho, but you know, its cuz instagram jealous of a REAL NIGGA
AYE, LOOK AT KRYPTOSI, YEAH, KRYPTOSI A REAL NIGGA
An awesome ninja bunny that has A.D.D. Shes also very random and funny.
Someone that is fun to hang out with.
Wow She's a Krystol
Krystol by 808Shenanigans August 1, 2011

Krystoffer 

Krystoffer is a very unique name that 1 out of million spell it like that
They are very shy at first and will only talk if talken to but when they get comfortable with you they turn out to be the funniest and one with the most unique thoughts. When there around they liven up the mood and if youre realationshiply connected to them they are the most thoughtful and will make you smile as soon as they do. They have the type of smile to make anyone smile. They can be only a little jealous if you make them feel they need to be that way but no matter what there always there for you. When they get hyped up they fr get hyped up and could make you die laughing. If you find a krystoffer keep him, they are one in a million , there personality just like there name.
girl "Youre my world krystoffer"
boy "Bitch you better not b lien" when imphises
Girl "theres no one in the world like you"
Boy "fucking better think that, but i love you to mf"
Krystoffer by Gabby Krystoffer November 25, 2021