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Kryptoshit 

A massive stinking green shit taken the morning after consuming too much of the the alchoholic drink 'Kryptonite'.
Paul: 'Ahhh Iain whats that smell!!???'

Iain: ' Sorry I just dropped a massive kryptoshit. Oh my god - Its fucking green.'
Kryptoshit by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011
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The Black Man's Kryptonite 

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them
Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite

Kryptonite 

Something or someone who makes you weak, even if you are a very strong person
I'm a very strong person but you make me weak, you are my kryptonite.
Kryptonite by SydneySilver April 23, 2016

Kryptonite drink 

An alcoholic beverage invented by Timmins, Ontario native Mike Fortin aka Mark Fontaine. the drink consists of 3 Bacardi revs and one redbull.

This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!
Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol
Kryptonite drink by Mark Fontaine September 2, 2013

Kryptonite Wank

A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
Kryptonite Wank by COOLBEAN.S April 2, 2011

Pink Kryptonite 

A type of Kryptonite that turns Kryptonians gay. It has only made one appearance in the DC universe. In issue #79 of one of the Supergirl Comics.
Lois: You know Superman’s been acting awfully strange since being exposed to Pink Kryptonite. What is wrong with him?
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.
Pink Kryptonite by 4:31Time April 19, 2020

Kryptonite 

A strong love and desire for something or someone. They are something or someone you are unable to stay away from.
Bongo is l’s kryptonite. No matter what happens they can’t and won’t be without eachother.
Kryptonite by Lea!Rose! January 1, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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