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krystal E.D 

absoultly the funniest person EVER !!!

very loving && doesnt like confrentation...
thinks about peoples feelings before her own :)

loves food, hair spray & heels !!

keeps guys wanting more. but doesnt let them walk all over her..
lives life day by day. pretty much the best friend EVER !

energetic & loves to do things that deal eith nature!

loves tequila but knows her limits !

all around a good person !
krystal E.D by smore <3 May 7, 2010

Krystal Dance

Krystal Dance – A Roblox require/FE script developed by the Krystal Team and later maintained by Farstreet. It is designed to run through Roblox’s require system and execute client-visible animations and effects under Filtering Enabled (FE). The script is typically used to control character movements, play custom animations, Music, and create synchronized visual behaviors that replicate across the server, making it function consistently for all players in-game.
Person 1: “Yo how is your avatar dancing like that in-game?”
Person 2: “I’m using Krystal Dance, it’s that Roblox require/FE script by the Krystal Team—Farstreet and other people keeps it updated so it actually replicates for everyone!”
Krystal Dance by Krystal Dance April 27, 2026

Dirty Krystal 

When You Kidnap A police officer and use his taser to penetrate your asshole
Last week I pulled a dirty krystal. I should probably get out of here
Dirty Krystal by ZachYeet June 21, 2018

big daddy krystal 

A woman who started an occult of “babygirls” often cheats on them & is always claiming new ones. Big daddy Krystal can often be found in Krystals kitten corner “KKK” for short.
Damn that’s big daddy Krystal over there.

You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now😔🙄

Dirty Krystal 

Two college frat guys on Halloween dress up as characters from the 80’s cartoon series ‘Rainbow Brite’ - you know, for a laugh - get a little bit too drunk off Natty Ice and cheap rot-gut vodka screwdrivers, start looking good to each other, figure “Hey, there aren’t any chicks around and he’s my buddy. So, why not?” and discover for one single night in their lives true freedom and happiness.
I will always fondly recall that one very special night that I had a “Dirty Krystal” with my Cambridge buddy Stewart. It was like a rainbow unveiled upon a golden canvas of Mammatus clouds - the rarest of the clouds. But enough about that childish nonsense. How’s your golf game, Kevin?
Dirty Krystal by The WhoGirl June 12, 2019

Dirty Krystal-Rose

When you curse your friend to have a baby and try to make your friend be the dad.
“I really want a baby but I don’t want to have one myself so I did a Dirty Krystal-Rose on my friend.”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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