Krystal'd

when a co-worker passes up hard work for a far easier task thusly leaving you the harder work.

I totally krystal'd the shit outta you earlier. that cranky old man should have been my patient.

by frank calliendo February 14, 2008

krystal E.D

absoultly the funniest person EVER !!!

very loving && doesnt like confrentation...
thinks about peoples feelings before her own :)

loves food, hair spray & heels !!

keeps guys wanting more. but doesnt let them walk all over her..
lives life day by day. pretty much the best friend EVER !

energetic & loves to do things that deal eith nature!

loves tequila but knows her limits !

all around a good person !

krystal E.D

by smore <3 May 7, 2010

Dirty Krystal

When You Kidnap A police officer and use his taser to penetrate your asshole

Last week I pulled a dirty krystal. I should probably get out of here

by ZachYeet June 21, 2018

big daddy krystal

A woman who started an occult of “babygirls” often cheats on them & is always claiming new ones. Big daddy Krystal can often be found in Krystals kitten corner “KKK” for short.

Damn that’s big daddy Krystal over there.

You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now😔🙄

by Not Ming Ming May 1, 2020

Dirty Krystal

Two college frat guys on Halloween dress up as characters from the 80’s cartoon series ‘Rainbow Brite’ - you know, for a laugh - get a little bit too drunk off Natty Ice and cheap rot-gut vodka screwdrivers, start looking good to each other, figure “Hey, there aren’t any chicks around and he’s my buddy. So, why not?” and discover for one single night in their lives true freedom and happiness.

I will always fondly recall that one very special night that I had a “Dirty Krystal” with my Cambridge buddy Stewart. It was like a rainbow unveiled upon a golden canvas of Mammatus clouds - the rarest of the clouds. But enough about that childish nonsense. How’s your golf game, Kevin?

by The WhoGirl June 12, 2019

Dirty Krystal-Rose

When you curse your friend to have a baby and try to make your friend be the dad.

“I really want a baby but I don’t want to have one myself so I did a Dirty Krystal-Rose on my friend.”

by FrancisTheLoliPopLady May 28, 2019

big daddy krystal

A woman who started an occult of “babygirls” often cheats on them & is always claiming new ones. Big daddy Krystal can often be found in Krystals kitten corner “KKK” for short.

Damn that’s big daddy Krystal over there.

You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now😔🙄

by Not Ming Ming May 1, 2020