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Krushchev

A sucker, who killed of communism as we knew it. He slowly threw off the Soviet Union into a spiral, he made the burgess rise. He also made the worker (Prolerariete) fall. He knew that he himself was a disgrace compared to the great JOSEF STALIN.
"George: One minute bill, I gotta take a Khrushchev!"
Bill: Oh...

Krushchev, a horrid person.
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Krushchev

A soviet leader known back in the 60s known make many reforms that changed the USSR.
"Wow, krushchev is my favorite soviet leader!"
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Kruschev

Kruschev (spell Hrushtshov) was the leader of USSR in 1953-1964.

Criticized Stalin in 1956 for being a bloody tyrant-like leader and blamed some of his henchmen as Stalin's executioners.
Two things are most common in this fella: (Trying) to improve relations with the western world and using corn as the main field product.
Was bald and his people saw him as a funny man, due to the corn policies (trying to plant corn all over the USSR, including in the tundra and swamp).
Also provoking a nuclear war, by amassing warheads to Cuba and locking USA and the USSR to a nuclear stalemate.
Was overthrown in 1964 by Leonid Brezhnev and Juri Andropov That is all.
Russian anecdote about what describes Kruschev quite accurately

A football match held between USA and USSR. The head guests are John F. Kennedy and Nikita Kruschev. When the Americans started to lose Kennedy called his team up and promised his men something. And when the Russians started to lose the game, Kruschev called his team up and promised his men something. USSR's football team won and now Kennedy and Kruschev asked each other that what promises they made.

Kennedy: "I promised my men that every one of them would get $100 000, If they win the game."
Kruschev: "I promised my men that I'll order to plant corn on every single football field in USSR, If they lose the game."
by Möszick April 25, 2013
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krushnevya

A place that worships goats, and puts/implants lasers on or in animals' bodies. So far they've laserized goats and sloths. Krushnevya's arch nemesis country is Pauland, where they have created laser tigers to fight against Krushnevya's laser goats and sloths. The leader of Krushnevya is Brian Crush, the ultimate dick-tator. I meant "dictator" and you know it.

Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, uncontrollable bleating, the growth of horns on your head, slowness, and sudden immovability.
Person 1: Dude, have you ever been to Krushnevya?
Person 2: Yeah, I got shot by a goat... WITH LASERS!!!1
by Smartass v2.0 May 21, 2008
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kruschev

Big ass eyebrows. Named for the former Communist Party Leader Nikita Kruschev, who had eyebrows that took up half his face.
I saw Brooke Shields on TV last night...that girl's got some big ass brows.

Yeah, those are some serious Kruschevs on her.
by Geoff Lilley November 4, 2007
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Khrushchev

Someone who is in love with a friend and could not let go.
he is such a khrushchev
by ace131990 February 8, 2009
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