by Investigate311#BirdUp April 12, 2019
Jerry took a woman back to his house, they were making out and he threw her on his bed, however she got up and ran of screaming. It only became apparent to jerry hours later that she had seen the Krunch on his bedding.
by chubby thy legend February 1, 2010
by Mr Krunch November 18, 2004
Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.
'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'
by analapplecore April 16, 2006
by dino dave March 16, 2010
Manipulating the keyboard's numerals to write sentences in a wierd hard to read kind of way. Used mainly by computer nerds and losers with too much time on their hands.
2 guys chatting on msn:
Guy1: Hey man how are you?
Guy2: !m 0k $!tt!n @t (-)0m& \/\/@tc(-)!n9 +v, U?
Guy1: Dude I can't read whatever the hell you're trying to say, so quit Key Krunching!
Guy1: Hey man how are you?
Guy2: !m 0k $!tt!n @t (-)0m& \/\/@tc(-)!n9 +v, U?
Guy1: Dude I can't read whatever the hell you're trying to say, so quit Key Krunching!
by Gdogs McC January 27, 2006
by Donut April 9, 2004