Krunch

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To eat while sober (Drunch: Drunk, Munch: High).

You down to Krunch?
Yeah I'm pretty hungry

Krunch by Investigate311#BirdUp April 12, 2019

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Krunch

Krunch is dried male ejaculate. Ofter attached to bedding or clothing.

Jerry took a woman back to his house, they were making out and he threw her on his bed, however she got up and ran of screaming. It only became apparent to jerry hours later that she had seen the Krunch on his bedding.

Krunch by chubby thy legend February 1, 2010

Related Words

Krunch • Krunchy • Krunch Head • Krunchberry beast • krunchdust • krunchee • Krunchi • Krunchie • krunchjonkle schlorppp • Krunchy mom

Krunch

A kick ass guy who spells c words with k. is also obsessed with KHAAAAN! and kaptain krunchie.

KHAN you feel it fools?

Krunch by Mr Krunch November 18, 2004

Krunch Head

Another term for a cannibalistic crack head, under the age of 13.

Jen - That fucking girl was cracked out, she ate he fucking playdate.

Jack - God Damn krunch head.

Krunch Head by dino dave March 16, 2010

K-9 Krunch

When you bite a persons nipple with your K-9 teeth.

The K-9 Krunch makes my nipples feel good.

K-9 Krunch by C. Santos January 6, 2009

Kush Berry Krunch

A Medical Cannabis cereal product that when consumed will provide the medicinal effect.

My pharmacist just prescribed me Kush Berry Krunch cereal for my anxiety.

Kush Berry Krunch by Up There Inc. January 12, 2011

kidney krunch

Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.

'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'

kidney krunch by analapplecore May 2, 2006

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026