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Krunch is dried male ejaculate. Ofter attached to bedding or clothing.
Jerry took a woman back to his house, they were making out and he threw her on his bed, however she got up and ran of screaming. It only became apparent to jerry hours later that she had seen the Krunch on his bedding.
Krunch by chubby thy legend February 1, 2010
A kick ass guy who spells c words with k. is also obsessed with KHAAAAN! and kaptain krunchie.
Krunch by Mr Krunch November 18, 2004

Krunch Head 

Another term for a cannibalistic crack head, under the age of 13.
Jen - That fucking girl was cracked out, she ate he fucking playdate.

Jack - God Damn krunch head.
Krunch Head by dino dave March 16, 2010

K-9 Krunch

When you bite a persons nipple with your K-9 teeth.
The K-9 Krunch makes my nipples feel good.
K-9 Krunch by C. Santos January 6, 2009

Kush Berry Krunch 

A Medical Cannabis cereal product that when consumed will provide the medicinal effect.
My pharmacist just prescribed me Kush Berry Krunch cereal for my anxiety.
Kush Berry Krunch by Up There Inc. January 12, 2011

kidney krunch 

Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.
'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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