Krunch

To eat while sober (Drunch: Drunk, Munch: High).

You down to Krunch?
Yeah I'm pretty hungry

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 12, 2019

Krunch

Krunch is dried male ejaculate. Ofter attached to bedding or clothing.

Jerry took a woman back to his house, they were making out and he threw her on his bed, however she got up and ran of screaming. It only became apparent to jerry hours later that she had seen the Krunch on his bedding.

by chubby thy legend February 01, 2010

Krunch

A kick ass guy who spells c words with k. is also obsessed with KHAAAAN! and kaptain krunchie.

KHAN you feel it fools?

by Mr Krunch November 18, 2004

kidney krunch

Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.

'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'

by analapplecore May 02, 2006

Krunch Head

Another term for a cannibalistic crack head, under the age of 13.

Jen - That fucking girl was cracked out, she ate he fucking playdate.

Jack - God Damn krunch head.

by dino dave March 16, 2010

Key Krunching

Manipulating the keyboard's numerals to write sentences in a wierd hard to read kind of way. Used mainly by computer nerds and losers with too much time on their hands.

2 guys chatting on msn:

Guy1: Hey man how are you?

Guy2: !m 0k $!tt!n @t (-)0m& \/\/@tc(-)!n9 +v, U?

Guy1: Dude I can't read whatever the hell you're trying to say, so quit Key Krunching!

by Gdogs McC January 26, 2006

klondike krunch

Eating the shit around someones asshole. Also see rimjob as it is similar.

Man, that girl was drunk I got her to Klondike Krunch me.

by Donut April 08, 2004