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sexier way to spell captain, but with a k.

im the kaptain of this ship, im sooooo sexy

kaptain by kaptaiiin March 7, 2021

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Kaptain

The highest rank of a pirate ship, surpassing that of even captain. Only one person in the world truly holds this rank and none can take it from her.

I got in a fight with The Kaptain last night and got crunchatized!

Kaptain by The Tomb January 24, 2008

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Kaptain

Real ass guy, Got hands like Mike Tyson, Balls like Brandon Ingram with Ja Morant undertones, Acts broke to stay rich, 40' vert, A certified ring fighter that has Blood friends, Hottest Nav Fan, First Nav fan, Got a bipolar closet due to the fits being thrown, Never reaches out first, Might be transgender the way he switches up on guys for the sack, Doesn't wipe his ass cuz he can't let shit bother him, Certified V-Lone thug, Got 2k hours on Among Us, Partime barber from cutting all loose ends, Catch him in the back of class trading, Loves CP, Always quiet from the money on his mind, Never arguing with a girl that look like she snuck onto Earth,

You see that boy Kaptain? He was balling like he in the NBA. Ain't he got that metal plate in his jaw?

Kaptain by Kapon November 24, 2021

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Kaptain Krunk

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster

you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!

Kaptain Krunk by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007

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Kaptain Kool

A mixed drink involving Captain Morgan's and Kool Aid...preferably 100 proof Captains if youre not pussy

Yo I loves me some Kaptain Kool. OOHHH YEAHHHHH

Kaptain Kool by blakkkkguy December 17, 2010

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Kaptain Kayy

A big time no good streamer who steals your metoer cores then gas lights you.

That partnered streamer is being a real Kaptain Kayy

Kaptain Kayy by Hunkrat January 28, 2023

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Kaptain Kush

Kaptain Kush also known as Lawrence Godwin Kingsley is a Nigerian singer, rapper, songwriter, blogger, Influencer and entrepreneur.
Also, he’s also addressed as ThePlug

1) He’s a jack of all trade, Kaptain Kush
2) Striving to learn more makes you Kaptain Kush

Kaptain Kush by AfricanDude May 8, 2020

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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