Krsto

The absolute pinnacle of human creation, Krsto (a.k.a. the Lord) is the ideal man for any situation. He is very outgoing and smart and knows how to make the best out of any situation. Although he's very manly and strong he will never show off to anyone and will never hurt someone on purpose. On top of all that he is also the nicest guy you will ever meet, always willing to help you in any situation. And last but not least we mustn't leave out the fact that he's very skilled with the ladies, a true gentleman that can sweep any girl off her feet and make her scream with pleasure in the bedroom.

Guy: Man Krsto is such a nice reliable guy

Girl: Omg Krsto is so sexy, I wish he was mine

Krsto by Đafe January 10, 2020

Krsto

The gayest creature ever created on earth. It is attracted to every male in the world and will do anything to blow them.
Krsto = gay

You are almost as gay as Krsto.
That Krsto tried to suck my dick but I barely got away.

Krsto by GoosePrincess January 9, 2024

Kristoff 

An intriguing, smart, charming, and hilarious guy. He will always make you laugh so hard all the time. He is super charming and charismatic.

That guy is so funny and charming! Totally a Kristoff!

Kristoff by Genjiii November 21, 2018

Kratom Shirt 

When you try to take a kratom toss and wash but you spill some, all regretful like, on your shirt. Now everyone can see your mistake.

He totally missed his mouth, now he has kratom shirt!

Kratom Shirt by Goosed14 September 24, 2018

Krystof 

1. The Americanized spelling of the Polish Krzysztof.

2. A male of Polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, passionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing sex god... all while remaining unpretentious and humble.

Krzysztof Polish

I must be the luckiest girl in the world... I've finally found MY Krystof!

Krystof by Poppy Corinne August 28, 2010

The Kratos

"The Kratos" is the ultimate sexual maneuver/finisher

Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.

Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.

Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.

Step 4: Collect her orbs.

Step 5: Level Up!

"Dude, I totally performed The Kratos on your mom last night. I leveled up twice. I want to say I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm not."

The Kratos by Tygerwulf October 28, 2011

William Kristol 

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.

The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.

William Kristol by author July 18, 2006