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Kroz
Kroz by AlexisTexass December 19, 2016
kroz
A kind of police officer that wants to shred the constitution with his SHREDOMATIC4000. This type of cop walks into parties and points his gun at people's head and gets them to confess to drinking cider. This type of asshole will even strong arm poor innocent girls into admitting that they wrote their name on a case of beer.
krozar
Refers to someone who has the qualities of a kroz. He is a raging homosexual. Krozar is really a virgin IRL and over 25 years of age, only a homosexual because he'll never get laid if he limits himself to one half of the human species (in fact he may consider other species as not to be too restricted, this especially expands as the krozar gets older).
Despite his RL situation, the krozar pwns everyone OTI (on the interwebs) and is often highly respected, with mod powers, on any epic message board for his artful technique of e-rape and defiling posters and somehow not getting banned even though everyone else does for the same thing. To do this he will often incorporate his extensive book knowledge.
In all he sacrifices RL to win internets.
Despite his RL situation, the krozar pwns everyone OTI (on the interwebs) and is often highly respected, with mod powers, on any epic message board for his artful technique of e-rape and defiling posters and somehow not getting banned even though everyone else does for the same thing. To do this he will often incorporate his extensive book knowledge.
In all he sacrifices RL to win internets.
He just owned the entire thread using quotes from Plato's Republic and raping a volcano. He must be krozar.
krozar by LoliShotgunBueno December 9, 2008
krozy
Krozy means he defines all odds and can accomplish anything that threatens his loved ones or what he aims to accomplish often stubborn a genius in his own mind and an expert to outter regions of what people ask him to do krozy also is also soft hearted when it comes to his soft side which he never shows and has a sense or who's a fake freind or who's not often telling the future if dangerous or not you need to get to know a krozy to actually see the beauty of colors that lays beneath his skin he will adapt to people around him and not show his true self for safety usually leading to a second life a true rarity
krozy by More then meets the eye January 9, 2018
Krozov
(noun)a pyschopath, mobster; and fiend. derived from the character Krozov Alois from the short story war hounds by Chris Anderson.
(adjective)to be a kroz, is to be cruel, an empty person
(adjective)to be a kroz, is to be cruel, an empty person
Krozov by Anonymous0238754 January 24, 2009
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