Krongle

The verb form of Krongler.

"Hey, man, you up to Krongle tonight?"
"Yeah, man, I'll bring the Doritos."

by nebulousidentity December 24, 2021

Krangled

Something broken beyond repair. Originates from the game Path of Exile when refering to items that have been modified by the 'corruption' mechanic as it modifies an item randomly but also prevents any crafting or alteration afterwards. Became very popular during the 'Scourge league' which introduced a mechanic where one can corrupt an item in even more special ways, causing many good items to be ruined by unlucky results.

Player 1: What did the corruption of your boots give mate?
Player 2: I tried a tier 3 mod in the blood crucible and it gave me 'cannot evade' mod so it is pretty much krangled.

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Krizz Kringle

This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.

Krizz Kringle: Silverlining crew is the best.

OTHERS: GOLD BARS ARE BETTER!

by Kilo Alpha Zulu September 17, 2019

Krangled

Krangled is a word that refers to something broken or not working properly

Eg. Similar to the word "Scuffed"

John: Bruh that bike is krangled bruv
Jim: You mean scuffed?
John: Yeah, same thing

by denenquix September 9, 2020

kringlefucker

da homestuck tree

Person 1: What's a kringlefucker?
Person 2: The christmas tree from homestuck or whatever.

by kopeechiboomer December 4, 2019

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Krongers

Three awesome chaps that go on an adventure with their llama packam to defeat a person

Person 1: Omg who are they
Person 2: They’re the Krongers

by elchieforever January 4, 2020