4 definitions by Redlightsquirrel
Kritter. A very small and yet ferocious creature who is both adorably cuddly and volitiley vicious at the same time. The name of a lethally cute black and white chihuahua that came from out of the desert.
"Did you see that adorable Kritter running thru the desert? She is so cute but she almost tore my leg off!"
by Redlightsquirrel January 6, 2020
The lint that is sometimes left in the crevices of a woman's twat folds after wiping with certain toilet tissues.
Greg: "Ashley is fun to mess around with, but everytime i eat her out, I find all her twat-trinkets stuck in my beard!"
Aryn: "ugh, my snatch is so wrinkled I can't ever wipe without leaving a trail of twat-trinkets behind like Easter eggs!"
Aryn: "ugh, my snatch is so wrinkled I can't ever wipe without leaving a trail of twat-trinkets behind like Easter eggs!"
by Redlightsquirrel October 25, 2023
A person who is addicted to the drug fentynal and is in a constant drugged out haze. Often seen nodding out and doing stupid things that often result in catastrophic disaster.
That girl is so fentynally challenged she nodded out while smoking and burned the whole house down.
That guy was so fentynally challenged he can't find his stash and keeps nodding out and falling into everything!
That guy was so fentynally challenged he can't find his stash and keeps nodding out and falling into everything!
by Redlightsquirrel October 29, 2023
The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 25, 2023