Kristapus

A Human male who enjoys the sexual interaction of other men However isn't or at least claims not to be Homosexual

Person1: Man I really love big black hot steamy men

Person 2: Shut your fucking mouth you dirty homo
Person 1: I'm not gay I'm Kristapus

by Greg 4rd of little arseington November 15, 2021

Michael Krisfalusi

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.

Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra

by Lovely hat November 20, 2017

Kristaps Porzingis

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.

Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.

by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017

Kristupas

He is the best basketball player of all time, he is very good looking, has a massive, huge just downright gargantuan cock, and has many girlfriends (this is not a lie)

Have you met my new best friend? his name is Kristupas

by Female_Enjoyer November 14, 2021

kristupas

Kristupas is a sweet, generously person who always tries to lift your spirits. He tries his hardest to be the best version of himself, sometimes he can loose his way but he’s always trying. He loves love, and he loves his girlfriend even more. She helps better him and he thinks the absolute world of her. He loves playing his guitar with his bro’s. Biggest gym lad going.

“At where be kristupas”
“Kissing his guitar at the gym”

by Chonkypigeon.com October 19, 2019

Kristaps

Someone better than you

Why are you crying? Oh, because your not Kristaps

by KostjaOHO April 30, 2019

KristapsB

P1: Yo how u got a wet jumper?
P2: That's bcuz im KristapsB byat

KristapsB from the threee🤜🏀🤛

by Tractoristic dude April 12, 2022