KristapsB

P1: Yo how u got a wet jumper?
P2: That's bcuz im KristapsB byat

KristapsB from the threee🤜🏀🤛

by Tractoristic dude April 12, 2022

Kristaps Porzingis

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.

Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.

by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017

Kristasia

A person who is extremely awesome. They love people and are really smart. Everyone wishes they could be her and the only person who is her, is awesome.

I wish I was Kristasia

by SupermanKry March 24, 2017

Kristaps

Someone better than you

Why are you crying? Oh, because your not Kristaps

by KostjaOHO April 30, 2019

Kristaps

The name of a strong and handsome man. Kristaps knows what he wants and knows how to get it. He's a bit sensitive, so be careful what you say.

Hey, how's that guy called?
-Oh, that's Kristaps.
-Mhhmm It all makes sense now!

by el12foryou44 December 17, 2019

Kristaps

Male name used in Eastern Europe, more specifically the small island nation of Latvia. Has historically been linked with zionism and obesity, these etymological links have been affirmed by several notable scholars of the Latvian language, such as Prof. Banis Jorbals and Dr. Hab. Peinholds Rirags. Used in every day use expressions such as "Kristaps resns" and "Kristaps žīds". May occasionally be substituted by the Old Prussian form "Kristpaps", however, the name (and most Kristaps) historically originate from the Western region of Kurzeme (or Courland).

Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.

Cease being such a Kristaps and lend me a fiver!

by Beinrich Bimmler July 5, 2010

kristapor

Hot sexy and big balled.

He’s a Kristapor

by Djkff March 22, 2021