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kreets
Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.
The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.
Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017
Cretin/kretin
A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word
Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "
Cretin/kretin by Hippo light catcher June 14, 2017
krestine
A beautiful women that may not be that tall she is soooo nice and sweet and when she has kids She would do anything for her kids and will have an amazing family not a beer drinker a little bit in the summer but that’s it any man would want her but she would wait to find the one who she will be with for the rest of her life
kreiting
The act of being online on any sort of instant messenger (aim, gchat, facebook chat, etc) during the Jewish Shabbat and not responding to messages.
Jonny: Hey Avi
Jonny: Hellllllllo
*After sundown*
Avi: Hey, I'm back
Jonny: Oh yeah, I forgot it was Shabbat and you were just kreiting.
Jonny: Hellllllllo
*After sundown*
Avi: Hey, I'm back
Jonny: Oh yeah, I forgot it was Shabbat and you were just kreiting.
kreiting by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011
kreepiosaurus
a kreepy person who is unsettling because of causing fear, disgust, or uneasiness. often odd, strange or unusual.
often commits acts that are unexpected or extraordinary; not expected, usual or ordinary.
a kreepiosaurus often thinks or worries about something constantly and compulsively
often used to define guys that kreep on girls and jock way too hard
often commits acts that are unexpected or extraordinary; not expected, usual or ordinary.
a kreepiosaurus often thinks or worries about something constantly and compulsively
often used to define guys that kreep on girls and jock way too hard
"i met this guy, and 10 minutes later he was talking about getting married"
"what a kreepiosaurus!!!!!"
"what a kreepiosaurus!!!!!"
kreepiosaurus by kreepazoid December 26, 2009
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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