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Seattle Kraken
The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”
Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
Seattle Kraken by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020
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Here Comes The Kraken
A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.
Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.
Here Comes The Kraken by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008
Land Kraken
A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.
Land Kraken by The Goochness November 29, 2010
Releasing the Kraken
"Where's Bob?"
"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."
"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."
Releasing the Kraken by SafeHouse March 31, 2010
kralendoftically
Abverb relating to the Kralendoftical Society for the Study of Glottical and Glyphical Gibberish (FSG), it’s members and their political views inspired by the Nguneki People’s of West Papua, along with the society’s de jure language Punguanese, a tribal language from the former European county Urzica.
He was beheaded kralendoftically
kralendoftically by romanb. January 23, 2023
Lag Kraken
An invisible beast that resides in the depths of online multiplayer games. It uses it's tentacles of bad connection to bind the player and pull him/her back the distance they thought they had already traveled
"Man! I almost got that kill, but the LAG KRAKEN pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill."
Lag Kraken by FAC Spitfire97 October 16, 2008
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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