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Seattle Kraken 

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”

Here Comes The Kraken

A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.
Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.

Land Kraken 

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.
If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.
Land Kraken by The Goochness November 29, 2010

Releasing the Kraken

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

kralendoftically 

Abverb relating to the Kralendoftical Society for the Study of Glottical and Glyphical Gibberish (FSG), it’s members and their political views inspired by the Nguneki People’s of West Papua, along with the society’s de jure language Punguanese, a tribal language from the former European county Urzica.
He was beheaded kralendoftically
kralendoftically by romanb. January 23, 2023

Lag Kraken  

An invisible beast that resides in the depths of online multiplayer games. It uses it's tentacles of bad connection to bind the player and pull him/her back the distance they thought they had already traveled
"Man! I almost got that kill, but the LAG KRAKEN pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill."
Lag Kraken by FAC Spitfire97 October 16, 2008