Kraning
to cream oneself (ejaculate) on account of something very simple, usually involving Boston, e.g. the Red Sox winning the World Series, the Patriots winning the Super Bowl, or sushi
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Kaning Season
A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.
Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
Kaning Season by Kanus expert February 11, 2014
Kraming Will
A Kraming Will is the coolest guy a girl can ask to know. Kraming Wills know how to make anyone smile. Anybody who has ever let a Kraming Will go must've been insane. Kraming Will's are incredible, and loving, and will make any girls heart race uncontrollably. Kraming Will's are very trustworthy and loyal but it can be hard to get them to open up sometimes, so if they do not want to talk you just have to try your hardest to be there for them. You have to be patient with Kraming Wills and also reciprocating. They make awesome companions but they are easy to fall in love with. Kraming Wills are very caring and they are great huggers. Its the kind of hug you would crave no matter what you were feeling. Kraming Wills are sweet in the streets and hot in the sheets. Sometimes vise versa. They are the best cuddlers and they have the cutest smiles, even if you don't get to see it all the time. Kraming Wills are very private but very rare and special. If you happen to come across a Kraming Will in your life NEVER let him go, it will be the stupidest decision you ever make and you will regret it. Treat your Kraming Will right and give just as much if not more love than he gives you. Appreciate what you have, and let the world know you're the luckiest girl in the world because you know a Kraming Will.
Kraming Will by {BlueSky}anne August 23, 2016
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