ed's definitions

george w. bush

The best president since Reagan. A Christian from the great state of Texas. A buttload of idiots hate him because he's killing off the Muslims that murdered a couple thousand Americans. Much better president than that asshole womanizer Bill Clinton. Nicknamed "Dubya".

Bush is killing off the Muslims for God.

by Ed April 6, 2005

kritik

A policy debate argument based on the assumptions of the aff plan. Much like a disadvantage without a uniqueness argument. Very complex. Not cheating.

Many kritiks confuse the novices.
The Kritik of National Service pwns all.

by Ed August 4, 2006

buckle bunny

Female groupie of rodeo cowboys

His trailer was filled with buckle bunnies after the show

by Ed March 19, 2005

jiffy

small reefer

i'm only rolling a jiffy

by Ed May 4, 2003

pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.

Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.

by Ed January 20, 2005

pelced

to be the only person layed off

I was pelced today from my job.

by Ed January 25, 2005

Joe Donut

Your every-day guy, steriotype of the average person.

I went to the park to play ball with Joe Donut.

by ed June 11, 2006