by ed August 04, 2004
Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.
Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.
by Ed March 21, 2005
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by Ed May 17, 2003
Noun: A Ham Radio Operator. Lives in the washington DC area. Name Kevin. Can never have a simple conversation on 2meters Ham Radio. Always after only 2 minutes on the air he starts to screem words like Shit and Fuck. He starts to insult people And Drink and drink and drink more beer. All he talks about is how he gets crappy reception because he lives in an apartment and can't put an outside antenna up. You can find him just talking Shit on 145.490 or 146.835 in the Washington DC Area. once you hear him you never forget him.
by ED October 04, 2004
A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.
Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?
by Ed April 03, 2005
by ed June 17, 2006