Kragnor

Kragnor, The God of Thespians. Creator of heaven, thespians and all things drama. One in the trinity of actor, director and back stage crew.

Praise Kragnor for he hath blessed us!

Kragnor has hallowed this sacred production.

Have you repented to Kragnor today? If you don't you will forget your lines...

by prophetofkragnor June 5, 2010

Kralnor

The highest prophet, Lord Kralnor, of the religion of the Twisting Nether. His way, or "tao" of the staff user, came to define life, love and loss for all lost souls who wished to call upon the power of the succubus. The original koan follows.

Kralnor says "I dont like to stress the fact that the warlock rocks, but he jus does. So, for all you staff users out there, feel free to come in and post, my staff is a good one, but here is how it goes

*1. post message in the room

*2. LOOK IT OVER

*3. dont report anything, i might get in trouble :)

*and 4. Have fun!!!"

by David Parker, but mostly Lara Drake January 1, 2009

Kragnar

(krag'nar) pr.noun: Kragnar is a demonic creature that spawned out of the center of "The Devil's Hole" in Putnam county. Kragnar is an ugly monster that resembles a Fat Gothic girl, but with john belushi face as he would look now. Small horns bud out of the top of Kragnar's black gelled down hair, and it also has and small mouth that extends from it's normal mouth like in aliens. several tenticles can be seen seen snatching small children that walk by to be absorbed into its body. It travels by night with its larged leathery wings that sprout out of its back, causeing nohing but evil and havok to those that live in the 352 area. Kragnar has been labeled as a hoax by some, but a threat by others. like bigfoot the locness monster, and other mystical creatures, Kragnar is almost impossible to capture a good picture of. if i can say anything, to you, it would be not to be a hero! dont try to capture this beast or take pictures without expert training...you will die. the only known photograph of Kragnar was taken by a young irish lad named Ryan O'malley. though the flash was off and he was never heard from again, you can see the demonic outline of Kragnar as it devours his body.

Kragnar WILL kill you...no joke. it aint funny

by Steele Fresh September 9, 2006